Muppet Treasure Island1996

Mr. Arrow:
Roll call! [reads from list] Long John Silver?

Long John Silver:
Aye aye, sir!

Mr. Arrow:
Short Stack Stevens?

Short Stack Stevens:
Aye!

Mr. Arrow:
One-Eyed Jack?

One-Eyed Jack:
Aye.

Mr. Arrow:
Black-Eyed Pea?

Black-Eyed Pea:
Here.

Mr. Arrow:
Walleyed Pike!

Walleyed Pike:
Aye.

Mr. Arrow:
Polly Lobster!

[Polly squawks and whistles]

Mr. Arrow:
Mad Monty!

Mad Monte:
Aye.

Mr. Arrow:
Sweetums!

Sweetums:
[from behind them] AYE.

[the captain and Mr. Arrow jump]

Mr. Arrow:
...Old Tom.

Old Tom:
Aye aye.

Mr. Arrow:
Real Old Tom.

[puppet controls Real Old Tom]

Real Old Tom:
Aye!

Mr. Arrow:
Dead Tom.

[same puppet controls a skeleton]

Dead Tom:
Aye aye!!

[Captain Smollett shudders]

Gonzo:
Cool!

Mr. Arrow:
...Clueless Morgan!

Clueless Morgan:
Huh?

Mr. Arrow:
Headless Bill! ...Headless Bill! [everyone's looking around; they spot a headless puppet saluting; officers stand aghast for a moment] Big Fat Ugly Bug-Faced Baby-Eating O'Brien?

Woman:
[deep voice] Aye.

[officers jaws drop; they recover]

Mr. Arrow:
Angel Marie.

Angel Marie:
[an ugly creature] Aye. Aye.

Captain Smollett:
Hmm... hmm... Gentlemen, may I see you in my cabin? Immediately?