Muppet Treasure Island

     

Muppet Treasure Island1996

Stars: Tim Curry, Billy Connolly, Jennifer Saunders, Kevin Bishop
Genre: Action, Adventure, Comedy
Rating: G
Runtime: 99 minutes

Kids love this Muppet take on Robert Louis Stevenson's pirate classic, about the pirate Long John Silver (Tim Curry) and his takeover of a ship in order to track down buried treasure. His friend and then nemesis is earnest cabin boy Jim Hawkins (Kev… more »


Benjamina Gunn:
Of all the backwater, no-class piles of sand in the ocean, you had to wash up on mine.

Captain Abraham Smollett:
Benjamina, I just want you to know that I'm sorry.

Benjamina Gunn:
Sorry? No, "sorry" doesn't cut it. You left me standing at the altar!

Captain Abraham Smollett:
I was on a ship headed for Zanzibar. I got cold feet.

Benjamina Gunn:
You're a frog. You're supposed to have cold feet! My mother came all the way from France. I was wearing her white lace dress. The cake was filled with lemon custard!

Captain Abraham Smollett:
Mina? Fate has brought us together again. Well, actually, buried treasure and pirates brought us together--

Benjamina Gunn:
Don't you start with me about pirates! After you jilted me, I took up with this Bernie Flint. The man was totally co-dependent!

Captain Abraham Smollett:
You and Captain Flint...?

Benjamina Gunn:
Well, he was a pirate, I was a lady. You know the story. Smolley? He marooned me! MEEEEEE! (Starts sobbing)

Captain Abraham Smollett:
Oh, this is all my fault! What have I done to you?

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