Muppets From Space1999

[first lines]

Gonzo:
Hey, wait for me! Hold the boat! I'm coming! Noah! Mr. The Ark! I'm here. Barely made it. For a minute, there. I thought you were leaving without... [Noah stops him] Gee, Mr. Noah, sir, I'm gonna come too.

Noah:
What are you, anyway?

Gonzo:
Oh, uh... Good question. Now technically speaking, uh, let's say, put me down as a whatever.

Noah:
What do you mean? What is your species?

Gonzo:
Uh, well, I, I, I... I don't know. I guess there's only one of me.

Noah:
[Steps back, then points at gonzo] THEN YOU ARE DOOMED! [he walks inside, closing the door on Gonzo]

Gonzo:
Wait. Wait! Oh. Huh?

Noah:
[opens the door] Um...

Gonzo:
Yes, sir?

Noah:
You may need this. [grabs an umbrella to Gonzo, then closing the door on him again]

Gonzo:
But, but, but, but... [opens the umbrella, causing to rain] Oh! [screaming in fear] NOOO!!!! NOOOOOO!!!!!! No! No! No! I don't wannna be alone! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! [dissolve to reality]

Gonzo:
[muttering] No, no, no, no, no, I don’t want to be alone. No, no. [snaps out of his dream, screams] NOOO!!!! [accidentally knocks his best friend Rizzo the Rat out of the hammock, screaming out the window] I DON'T WANNA BE ALONE!!!!!!

Rizzo:
[off-screen] You're not alone.

Gonzo:
[notices rizzo] Who-Who Said That?

Rizzo:
[As The Scene Shows Gonzo Looking Back And Forth Until He Notices The Window, Off-Screen] Gee. I Don't Know. Maybe It's The Rat Who's HANGING OUT OF THE WINDOW!!!!!!!!!