Muppets From Space1999

Miss Piggy:
[to the agents taking Gonzo and Rizzo away] Hey, studmuffin, hold it!

Agent Barker:
[to the other agent] I'll deal with her.

Miss Piggy:
[sarcastically] Oh, ha-ha you'll deal with moi? Look, chumpo, I'm just trying to get a story okay.

Agent Barker:
How about this story? It's about a big bad wolf and a little pig.

Miss Piggy:
No, that's three pigs okay.

Agent Barker:
[menacingly] Not in this version.

Miss Piggy:
[frowns] Hey, Wait a minute, you're not part of an alien-protection agency! Who are you? Where are you taking Gonzo?! [He grabs her arm] hey! [A stand off between Miss Piggy and Agent Barker] Hi-yah!

Agent Barker:
I'm impressed! [Knocks down a standing post] Black belt, third degree.

Miss Piggy:
Hi-yah! [Knocks down wooden stand] Platinum belt, with an unlimited line of credit.

Agent Barker:
[grins] I like this party!

Miss Piggy:
Oh, ahh, tough guy, tough guy, ha-ha!! Come on, show me, show me! Oh, look, Cindy Crawford.

Agent Barker:
Huh?

Miss Piggy:
Hi-yah! [She hits him in the stomach] ha-ha-ha!

Agent Barker:
[chuckles] Where have you been all my life?

Miss Piggy:
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!! [They start dancing around until Agent Barker punches her in the face] Is that all you got?! [Miss Piggy keeps saying it after each punch In the face until she falls towards him and Agent Barker grabs her head in a headlock and gives her a noogie] Not the noogie! HI!!!! [She punches him in the crotch and then he lets her go] Eh!

Agent Barker:
Ooh! [He falls on his knees] Oooooooooooooooh! [He tumbles to the ground]

Miss Piggy:
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! MAMA!!!!!!