Muppets From Space1999

Miss Piggy:
Listen, everyone, listen. I've got great news! Gonzo has been kidnapped by the government, and it could be a life-threatening situation! [Everyone gasps in horror]

Kermit:
How can that be "great news"?

Miss Piggy:
Because... I've got the story! I've got the story! [gasps] I need to change! [runs up the stairs] Something that says, "Journalistic integrity"! Oh, I've gotta pee!

Kermit:
Oh, brother!

Fozzie:
What are we gonna do?

Kermit:
Okay, guys, it's up to us: We have to save Gonzo from a whole army of government agents!

Fozzie:
Well... I have a joke book.

Animal:
Drumsticks! Drumsticks!

Pepe:
I have some loose Jell-O, okay? [holds it up and wiggles it]

Kermit:
...Okay, well, that settles that. In circumstances like this, there's only one place to turn...