Muppets From Space1999

Miss Piggy:
Midnight the lone Alien stands before a naked Sky the moon is tense my hair looks great!.

Shelly Snipes:
What?!

Shelly Snipes:
I don't believe this!.

Miss Piggy:
Oh! Uh, Shelly.

Shelly Snipes:
You back stabbing underhanded little coffe pig.

Miss Piggy:
What?

Shelly Snipes:
This is my show, my story, my microphone [Shelly takes the microphone and the camera man starts filming her instead of Miss Piggy] This is Shelly Snipes reporting please ignore this little sow [Miss Piggy takes back the microphone and the camera man starts filming her again]

Miss Piggy:
Disregard this women I don't know what-- [Shelly pulls her ear] AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH! Hi-yah! [She hits her in the stomach and tackles her]

Both:
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!

Miss Piggy:
[She raps her legs around Shellys head] Wah! [She gets up but Shelly grabs her hair and pulls her down] Wah! Yah! [her legs go flying through the air] [Shelly also pounds miss piggy then gets up and spits out a weave from miss piggy until she gets sprayed by her]

Shelly snipes:
What am I doing?

Miss Piggy:
Um, you are about to give me your job and give everyone here a cup of coffee.

Shelly Snipes:
Oh yes of course right away.

Miss Piggy:
I love this stuff.