Scary Movie 22001

Dwight:
Heh-hey! Hey there little guy, how are you doing?

Parrot:
F*** off, four eyes!

Dwight:
H... h... I beg your pardon?

Parrot:
I said: "F*** off... four eyes."

Dwight:
You know, I oughta kick your ass-!

Shorty:
Hey! Hey, hey, hey! Relax, son, it's just a bird. Hi, little birdy... Polly want a cracker?

Parrot:
Polly want your mama's sweet ass!

Shorty:
(stunned) What did Polly say to me?

Parrot:
I said: "Polly wants your mama's... sweet ass".

Shorty:
You don't be talking 'bout my mama son, you don't know my mama, son!

Parrot:
Yeah, I know your mama, I f***ed her last night.

Shorty:
You want beef?! I'll f*** you up!

Parrot:
Ooooh! I'm shaking, I'm shaking!

Shorty:
Aw no, f*** this, I'm handling this sh*t like a gentleman, y'all. Hold my tooth, son.

Parrot:
Yeah, come on, b*tch, you and that Kotter's hairstyle wanna piece of me?! Come on, bring it on!

Shorty:
What, you hardcore?! Gimme somethin'!

Parrot:
Let me outta here, come on, p*ssy! Let me outta here, I'll f*** you up!