Scary Movie 32003

(on the phone)

Cindy:
Hello?

Tabitha's Voice:
(indistinct) Seven days.

Cindy:
What? Willie Mays?

Tabitha's Voice:
(indistinct) Seven days.

Cindy:
Who's gay? Hello?

Tabitha's Voice:
(indistinct) Seven days.

Cindy:
What?

Tabitha's Voice:
(slightly more clear) Can you hear me now?

Cindy:
Kind of.

Tabitha's Voice:
(perfectly audible) Can you hear me now?

Cindy:
Yes. Perfect.

Tabitha's Voice:
Seven days.

Cindy:
Seven days. Oh my God. I'm gonna die next Monday?

Tabitha's Voice:
Yes. No. Wait. Monday. That would be seven business days. This is seven days starting now.

Cindy:
So seven days to this very hour? My watch broke. How am I gonna know the exact hour?

Tabitha's Voice:
Forget hours. This day seven days from now.

Cindy:
But there's a holiday coming up. Do you count the holiday?

Tabitha's Voice:
Well, that depends. What holiday?

Cindy:
Martin Luther King Day.

Tabitha's Voice:
Then no.

Cindy:
Why not? Everybody at work is taking it off.

Tabitha's Voice:
Jesus Christ, lady. I'm giving you seven friggin' days. I can come over now and kill the sh*t out of you if you'd rather have that. [Hangs up]