Scary Movie 32003

Ross Giggins:
Turning now to sports...

(Cindy types new text for the teleprompter)

Ross:
And an evil video tape that kills anyone who watches it in seven days. It's true. We're all in danger. There's an alien force that's trying prevent you from knowing the truth.

Carson Ward:
[Noticing Ross, and Cindy at the teleprompter keyboard] Oh, no. [Rushes over to Cindy] Campbell, are you insane?!

Ross:
It's a horrible fate.

Cindy:
Carson, I have to do this!

[Ward shoves Cindy out of the way and types new text; Cindy comes back and the two begin fighting for control of the teleprompter keyboard.]

Ross:
Correction, there really is no danger. Actually, I didn't really mean anything I just said. Yes, I did. Every word of it. Everyone watching this could be dead in a week.

[The Janitor joins in, making it a three-way fight over the teleprompter's keyboard.]

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[The Janitor has won the fight for the keyboard. He smirks as he types, then leaves the studio.]

Ross:
I been cleanin' after this dumb-ass cracker Giggins for ten years, but I been hittin' it with his woman for twelve. Know what I'm sayin', nigga? She likes her some chocolate. Sharpton for President, y'all. I'm outie. Peace.