Scary Movie 32003
Stars: Pamela Anderson, Jenny McCarthy, Marny Eng, Charlie Sheen
Genre: Comedy
Rating: PG-13
Runtime: 84 minutes
Genre: Comedy
Rating: PG-13
Runtime: 84 minutes
This freewheeling parody tosses horror movies, Eminem, The Matrix, and much more into a cinematic blender. Scary Movie 3 centers around Cindy (Anna Faris, Lost in Translation), a bubble-headed young newscaster who believes that a deadly videotape ha… more »
Mahalik:
You know Jamal, from 92nd Street? This morning, he woke up dead!
CJ:
How in the hell do you wake up dead?
Mahalik:
'Cause you're alive when you go to sleep.
CJ:
You're telling me you can go to bed dead and wake up alive?
Mahalik:
You can't go to bed dead! That sh*t would be redundant.
CJ:
No, it wouldn't. 'Cause you can go to bed and not be dead, and you can die but not be in a bed.
Mahalik:
But you are in a bed, man. That's how you wake up dead in the first place, foo'!
CJ:
Damn! That's some quantum sh*t right there, man!
Submitted by wikidude on November 05, 2019
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