Scary Movie 32003

Mahalik:
You know Jamal, from 92nd Street? This morning, he woke up dead!

CJ:
How in the hell do you wake up dead?

Mahalik:
'Cause you're alive when you go to sleep.

CJ:
You're telling me you can go to bed dead and wake up alive?

Mahalik:
You can't go to bed dead! That sh*t would be redundant.

CJ:
No, it wouldn't. 'Cause you can go to bed and not be dead, and you can die but not be in a bed.

Mahalik:
But you are in a bed, man. That's how you wake up dead in the first place, foo'!

CJ:
Damn! That's some quantum sh*t right there, man!