School of Rock2003

Dewey:
I totally screwed up. I told the kids that if they practiced, they'd get into the Battle of the Bands.

Coordinator:
What'd you tell them that for?

Dewey:
I don't know, I just...I wanted to give them something to look forward to, to keep their spirits up. Look at them. [he and the Coordinator look at the kids, who are faking sick] They're terminal. Every last one of them. And all they wanted to do before they bit the dust was play Battle of the Bands.

Coordinator:
What do they all have?

Dewey:
It’s a... rare blood disease. "Stick-it-to-da-man-neosis."

Coordinator:
What's that? I've never heard of it.

Dewey:
You're lucky. Because it's hell.