Scream 21997

[Gale smokes a cigarette, stops, turns to Dewey and Randy]

Gale Weathers:
Sorry. All right, Let's just assume the killer is repeating Woodsboro...

[Gale's phone rings; she answers it]

Gale Weathers:
Yes?

Gale's Agent:
[on the phone] I have Bob calling.

Gale Weathers:
I'll have to call you back. [hangs up phone]

Randy Meeks:
That doesn't explain Sidney's attack. Sidney wasn't killed in Woodsboro. Wasn't for a lack of trying. The killer is trying to finish what was started.

Gale Weathers:
Well Sid's under protection, right?

Randy Meeks:
Yeah.

[Gale's phone rings again; she answers it]

Gale Weathers:
What?

Gale's Agent:
[on the phone] Bob really needs to talk to you.

Gale Weathers:
Tell Bob I'll call him back. [hangs up phone]

Deputy Dewey Riley:
When'd she start smoking?

Randy Meeks:
Ever since those nude pictures on the internet.

Gale Weathers:
It was just my head. It was Jennifer Aniston's body. Anyway, you're forgetting something. In Woodsboro, there were more victims before the homestretch.; Tatum, my cameraman, Himbry...---

Joel:
Time out! I don't need to be hearing about no dead cameramen, all right? Now I'm warning you guys. I am a verb away from vacating these premises. I'm gonna get me some coffee, donuts, Prozac, see If I can find some crack, Special KX, "not Malcolm and I'll be back when you guys start talking about something a little more Saved By The Bellish, all right?

[Joel leaves]

Deputy Dewey Riley:
He seems a little shaky.

Gale Weathers:
Don't worry about him. If the killer is following a pattern, maybe we can figure out who's next.

Deputy Dewey Riley:
I wouldn't follow a killer's pattern. We were all involved In Woodsboro. Could be any one of us.

Gale Weathers:
So what do you wanna do, bonehead? Sit here, wait and see who drops next?

Deputy Dewey Riley:
Well, I don't know... [Gale's phone rings again] "Phonehead"!

[Gale's phone kept ringing; Randy gets her phone and answers it]

Randy Meeks:
Gale's not here!---

Phone Voice:
I'm not interrupting anything, am I? You three look deep in thought. Have you ever felt a knife cut through human flesh and scrape the bone beneath? [the voice laughs evilly]

Randy Meeks:
It's him.

Deputy Dewey Riley:
Who?

Randy Meeks:
The killer. He can see us.

Deputy Dewey Riley:
Just keep him on the phone.

Randy Meeks:
What do you want me to say?

Deputy Dewey Riley:
I-I don't know. Just keep him talking. Come on, Gale.

Randy Meeks:
Uh... Hi. -

Gale Weathers:
What are we doing?

Deputy Dewey Riley:
Look for somebody with a cell phone.

Randy Meeks:
So, uh... what's your favorite scary movie?

Phone Voice:
You'll never find me.

Randy Meeks:
What do you care? Let'em have their fun. So, uh... what's up?

Phone Voice:
What's your favorite scary movie?

Randy Meeks:
Showgirls. Absolutely frightening. What's yours? Wait. Let me guess. The House on Soroity Row? The Dorm that dripped blood? Splatter university? Graduation day? Final exam? Am I close?

Phone Voice:
Closer than you think. [A random person bumps into Randy] Too slow, geek. Do you want to die?

Randy Meeks:
Is that the best you can do? Because Billy and Stu were much more original.

Phone Voice:
Why are you even here, Randy? You'll never be the leading man.

Randy Meeks:
F***! YOU!

Phone Voice:
No matter how hard you try, you'll never be the hero and you'll never, ever get the girl.

[Randy attacks a man on a phone next to a van, believing he's the killer, but he's not]

Randy Meeks:
Sorry.

Phone Voice:
Wrong guy, dead boy.

Randy Meeks:
Oh, yeah? Well, let's re-direct the moment, Mr. I'm So Original. Huh? Where's your motivation? Huh? Why copycat two high school loser ass d*ckheads? Stu was a p*ssy ass wet rag. And Billy Loomis? Billy Loomis, what the f***? Jesus! What a rat looking homo repressed momma's boy! Why not set your goals higher, huh? You wanna be one of the big boys? Huh? Manson, Bundie, O.J, Son of...

[Ghostface attacks Randy and kills him]