Scrooged1988

Ghost of Christmas Past:
You still spend the next fifteen years sitting on your ass watching TV.

Frank:
Check the records! I did some stuff. I played baseball. One year, I hit the home-run that won the big game--

Ghost of Christmas Past:
That was the kid on The Courtship of Eddie's Father.

Frank:
There was another time, though. I was on a hill covered with flowers, and there was a beautiful girl with pigtails--

Ghost of Christmas Past:
PATHETIC! You are so pathetic! That was Little House on the Prairie!

Frank:
... Was it the the homecoming episode?

Ghost of Christmas Past:
[exasperated] Yes, it was the homecoming episode of Little House. Let's face it, Frank. Garden slugs got more out of life than you.

Frank:
Yeah? Name one.