Shrek Forever After2010

Shrek:
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [He starts panting]

[after a small pause, the party guests start cheering]

Butterpants:
I love you, daddy.

[Everyone chants] Shrek, Shrek, Shrek, Shrek, Shrek, Shrek, Shrek, Shrek, Shrek...!

Puss:
Everybody, I have found... [He lifts his cape revealing a new cake] ...Another cake!

Fiona:
Shrek, are you okay? [the party stops after Shrek smashes the cake] Unbelievable.

Shrek:
Tell me about it! Those villagers...

Fiona:
I'm not talking about the villagers, Shrek. I'm talking about you. Is this really how you want to remember the kids' first birthday?

Shrek:
Oh, great. So this is all my fault?!

Fiona:
Yes, but... you know what? Let's talk about this after the party, at home.

Shrek:
You mean that roadside attraction we live in? "Step right up! See the dancing ogre! Don't worry! He won't bite!" I used to be an ogre. Now I'm just a jolly green joke!

Fiona:
Okay, okay. Maybe you're not the ogre you used to be, but maybe that's not such a bad thing.

Shrek:
Ah, I wouldn't expect you to understand. It's not like you're a real ogre. You've spent half your life in a palace.

Fiona:
And the other half locked away in a tower.

Shrek:
[sighs] Look, all I want is for things to go back to the way they used to be; back when villagers were afraid of me, and I could take a mud bath in peace. When I can do what I wanted, when I wanted to do it! Back when the world made sense!

Fiona:
You mean back before you rescued me from the Dragon's Keep?

Shrek:
Exactly!

Fiona:
Shrek, you have three beautiful children, a wife who loves you, friends who adore you. You have everything. Why is it the only person who can't see that... is you?

Shrek:
[replying to Fiona's comment] That's just great.