Shrek Forever After2010

Shrek [enters Fiona's tent] Hello? Fiona?

[Green eyes are shown in the shadows of a cat condo]

Puss:
You should not be here... señor.

Shrek:
Puss? [Puss struggles to get out of his resting place, revealing himself as now overweight with a pink bow on wrapped around the back of his neck.] You've gotta be kiddin' me.

[He lowers down on the scratching post, the lands on his back on a pillow. He then struggles to get up, followed by facing Shrek.]

Puss:
Feed me, if you dare.

Shrek:
Puss, what happened to you?! You got so fa... [Puss gives him a look] Fa-ancy!

Puss:
Do I know you?

Shrek:
Well, where's your hat? Where's your belt? [He gasps softly] Your wee little boots?

Puss:
Boots, for a cat? Ha! [He laughs]

Shrek:
But you're Puss in Boots.

Puss:
Maybe once, [He opens a bottle of milk] but that is a name I have outgrown.

Shrek:
That's not the only thing you've outgrown.

Puss:
Hey! I may have let myself go a little since retirement, but hanging up my sword was the best decision of my life! I have all the cream I can drink and all the mice I can chase. [A mouse runs up to his bowl and starts drinking out of it] Eh, I'll get him later. [He starts drinking out of the bowl himself]

Shrek:
Oh, Puss, what have I done to you? You've gone soft.

Puss:
Well, I do get brushed twice a day.