Small Soldiers1998

Archer:
Alan, friend of Archer, defender of Gorgonites, Keeper of Encarta.

Alan:
"Keeper of Encarta"? You were using my computer? If I find a virus in there, you're headed for the microwave.

Archer:
Beware: There will be no mercy.

Alan:
[incensed] Are you threatening me?

Archer:
The Gorgonites must be free. There will be no mercy.

[scene switches to Stuart Abernathy's toy store where Chip Hazard stands in front of a US Flag made from puzzle pieces.]

Chip Hazard:
Soldiers, no poor sap ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by being all that he can be. Damn the torpedoes, or give us death. Eternal vigilance is the price of duty and, to the victors go the spoils. So remember: you are the best of the best of the few and the proud. So ask not what our country can do, only regret that we have but one life to live. The war against the Gorgonites will be won.

Slamfist:
[activates and notices] Uh-oh.

Chip Hazard:
Commando Elite, let the first shot be fired! Search out the Gorgonites, and frag 'em all!