The Smurfs2011

Gargamel:
[he and Azrael walk around New York, searching for the Smurfs] We must find this Smurf thief. [Azrael meows] Ah, stop your complaining. If I were a Smurf, where would I go? [spots a businessman talking on the phone and approaches him] You there, you there! Fancy pants! Have you seen any little blue men?

Businessman:
[on the phone] Absolutely, what price are we talking about?

Gargamel:
You're selling them?

[A woman talking on the phone walks by, Gargamel follows her.]

Woman:
[on the phone] Have you looked in the drawer, sweetie?

Gargamel:
[to the woman] Wait, what drawer?

Woman:
[on the phone] In the kitchen, Lily.

Gargamel:
Who is this Lily?

[A man also talking on the phone walks by.]

Man:
[on the phone] Are you kidding? She's like the hottest girl in my apartment.

Gargamel:
[stops the man] Please, please. Please, young woodsman. What does the temperature of this Lily have to do with the finding of Smurfs?

Man:
[to Gargamel] Take your meds, man. [walks away]

Gargamel:
[confused] What? I, I... [shouts] IS EVERYONE IN THIS REALM COMPLETELY INSANE?! [spots a peddlar] Oh, thank the gods. A local wizard. Excellent. [to the peddlar] Eh pardon me, wise sir? By any chance, have you seen any little blue men?

Peddlar:
They're everywhere! [laughs maniacally and walks away]

Gargamel:
I knew it. I knew it! I told you we were close, Azrael!

Azrael:
[unenthusiascally] I know.