Some Like It Hot1959

Jerry:
Dirty old man...I just got pinched in the elevator.

Joe:
Now you know how the other half lives.

Jerry:
Look at that. I'm not even pretty.

Joe:
They don't care. Just so long as you're wearing a skirt. It's like waving a red flag in front of a bull.

Jerry:
Really. Well I'm sick of being the flag. I want to be a bull again.

Joe:
So you got pinched in the elevator. So what! Would you rather be picking lead out of your navel?...What's the beef? We're sitting pretty. Look, we've got room and board, we're getting paid every week...

Jerry:
I know why you want to stay here. You're after Sugar.

Joe:
Me after Sugar?

Jerry:
I saw you, the both of you on that bus, all lovey-dovey and whispering and giggling and borrowing each other's lipstick. I saw ya.

Joe:
What are you talking about?...We're just like sisters.

Jerry:
Well I'm your fairy godmother. And I'm gonna keep an eye on you.