Spaceballs1987

Lone Starr:
But Yogurt, what is this place? What is it that you do here?

Yogurt:
Merchandising.

Barf:
Merchandising? What's that?

Yogurt:
Merchandising! Come, I'll show you. [to the Dinks] Open up this door.

[Yogurt walks over to a wall filled with Spaceballs merchandise.]

Yogurt:
Heh-heh. Come! We put the picture's name on everything!

[everyone is staring in amazement]

Yogurt:
Merchandising! Merchandising! Where the real money from the movie is made. Spaceballs: the T-shirt, Spaceballs: the Coloring Book, [holds up a Transformers comic book] Spaceballs: the Lunchbox, Spaceballs: the Breakfast Cereal! Spaceballs: the Flame Thrower! [fires a blast from flame thrower]

Dinks:
Ooohh!

Yogurt:
The kids love this one. And last, but not least, Spaceballs: the Doll; Me.

[Yogurt pulls the doll's string]

Yogurt Doll:
May the Schwartz be with you!

Yogurt:
[kisses the doll] Adorable.