Spaceballs1987

Colonel Sandurz:
We're approaching Planet Druidia, sir.

Dark Helmet:
Good. I'll call Spaceball City and notify President Skroob immediately.

Rico:
I already called him, sir. He knows everything.

Dark Helmet:
[slams down the phone and turns to Rico; stunned and angry] What? You went over my helmet?!

Rico:
Well, not exactly over, sir. Uh, m-m-more to the side. I'll always call you first, it'll never happen again. Never, ever! [Dark Helmet puts on Schwartz ring] Oh, sh*t! No-no-no-no! No-no-no-no! Please! Please! Please! No! No! N-not that! [clutches his throat thinking that Dark Helmet is going to choke him using the Schwartz]

Dark Helmet:
Yes. "That". [fires a blast from his ring that hits Rico's groin, instead of his neck, causing him extreme pain]