Spider-Man2002

Promoter:
[after he gives Peter a $100 bill] Now get outta here.

Peter:
A hundred bucks? The ad said $3,000.

Promoter:
Well, check it again, web-head. It said three grand for three minutes, and you pinned him in two. For that, I give you $100, and you're lucky to get that.

Peter:
I need that money.

Promoter:
I missed the part where that's my problem.

[Peter leaves with the $100 bill and a carjacker enters with an empty bag and throws it at the promoter]

Promoter:
Hey, what the hell-!?

Carjacker:
[draws his pistol] Put the money in the bag. HURRY UP! [hits the promoter hard with his pistol, puts all the money in the bag, and runs out]

Promoter:
HEY!!! HE STOLE THE GATE!!!!!!

Cop:
STOP THAT GUY!!

Promoter:
STOP HIM!!!!! HE'S GOT MY MONEY!!!!!!!!

[the carjacker quickly enters the elevator that Peter was about to use]

Carjacker:
[to Peter] Thanks! [the elevator doors close]

Cop:
What the hell’s the matter with you? You let him go! [to the other cops] Cut him off from the lobby, and call the cops!

Promoter:
You could've taken that guy apart! Now he's gonna get away with my money!

Peter:
I missed the part where that's my problem.