Spider-Man 22004

[Peter has to get past his landlord who is insistent on collecting rent from him]

Peter:
Hi.

Mr. Ditkovich:
What's 'hi'? Can I spend it? You're a months late again. Again!

Peter:
I'm sorry, I'm promise I'll get it in sooner or later-

Mr. Ditkovich:
If promises were crackers, my daughter would be fat!

Peter:
All I have is this $20 for the rest of the week and-

Mr. Ditkovich:
[snatches the $20 from Peter's hands] Sorry doesn't pay the rent, and don't try to sneak past me. I have ears like a cat, and eyes like a rodent.

Peter:
Thanks, Mr. Ditkovich.

Ursula Ditkovich:
Hi, Pete! [accidentally knocks over pan, and oven catches on fire. As Ursula is putting out the fire, Mr. Ditkovich slams the door in Peter's face]