Splash

Splash1984

Director: Ron Howard
Stars: Tom Hanks, Daryl Hannah, John Candy, Eugene Levy, Dody Goodman
Genre: Comedy, Fantasy, Romance
Rating: PG (Parental Guidance Suggested)
Runtime: 110 minutes

Join Walter the talking radio (Tim Conway), Rosebud the talking flower (Caroline Rhea), the singing Goldfish sisters, and a play group of mothers and children as they sing, dance, and contemplate fun with water in this 40-minute video. Finger pla… more »



[Allen has passed out and laying on the bar in a snack bowl]

Freddie:
You see, drinking is a matter of algebraic ratio. How drunk you get is caused by the amount of alcohol you consume in relation to your total body weight. You see my point? It's not that you had too much to drink. You're just too skinny.

[Allen remains comatose]

Freddie:
Bartender! Another round for my friend and I here!

Allen:
No, no, Freddie! I don't want to get drunk!

Freddie:
But you are drunk. You see, a sober person would have reached for the pretzels.

Bartender:
Is he gonna be up there all day?

Freddie:
I don't know.

Allen:
[coming to] Ohh... I'm on the bar!

Freddie:
Oh, you're on the bar. Here, let me help you down.

[Allen slips and falls to the floor]

Freddie:
Uh-oh, you fell.

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