Spy Hard

Spy Hard1996

Stars: Leslie Nielsen, Nicollette Sheridan, Charles Durning, Marcia Gay Harden
Genre: Action, Comedy
Rating: PG-13
Runtime: 81 minutes

The legacy of 1980's Airplane! has lasted a long, long time, as this dopey, 1996 comedy demonstrates. Leslie Nielsen, who has made a fortune starring in most of these intermittently inspired spoof movies, plays a secret agent whose code name is WD-4… more »



The Director inserts a video transmission sent by Rancor into the VCR

Coleman:
You gotta put it on channel three! (Director presses channel three button)

Bishop:
No, four! (Director presses a button)

Bishop:
Switch it to VHS. (Director presses the relevant button)

Coleman:
Aaaaaand, take it off of cable.

Bishop:
Put it on the monitor.

Announcer:
And now for a special message from Rancor Industries!

General Rancor:
She makes a pretty hood ornament, don't you think? Yes, it is I, good old General Rancor. I'm back, big as life and twice as ugly! You did everything except eat me, and I'm still alive. All Steele did was blow off a couple of arms. That's no biggie, no big thing. Now I got plenty of arms!! Big arms!! Pretty arms!! I got arms up the wazoo! Now let me show you something. Your pretty little agent is now part of the nose cone on top of my missile. This missile will be launched in 36 hours and nothing will stop me!! Only thing is, I'm missing one little chip that controls my satellite, and dag-gone, I want it back! Now you hand me my chip, and I'll give you back your agent. Dick Steele couldn't stop me 15 years ago, and all the D*cks you've got won't stop me now!!

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