Raising Helen2004

Audrey Davis:
[after Jenny bursts into the motel room she is in with BZ] Aunt Jenny? What are you doing here? How did you find...

Jenny Portman:
You have ten seconds to get your things together and get in the car. [to BZ who has just come out of the bathroom] Stay. Ten...

Audrey Davis:
You're not my mother, if you haven't noticed.

Jenny Portman:
No. But I love you very much, and I will be your worst nightmare if you don't get in that car now. Seven, six...

BZ:
But we're not ready to go yet.

Jenny Portman:
Oh, you're not ready? Well... Well, are you ready for this? [Jenny who is pregnant motions to her stomach] I don't think so. Are you ready to be a parent? I don't think so. Four, three...

Audrey Davis:
Are you happy? You've just ruined my entire life.

Jenny Portman:
Well, we'll fix it later. Two... [to BZ] You.

BZ:
Chill out, Mommy.

Jenny Portman:
Hey.

BZ:
It's all good.

Jenny Portman:
Don't you talk to me like that.

BZ:
It's just a prom.

Jenny Portman:
You listen to me. If you ever so much as blink in her direction again, I can and will bury you so far in the ground that the heat from the earth's core will incinerate your sorry ass. Do you understand me?

"'BZ'":
Yes, ma'am.

Jenny Portman:
By the way, you're not a bad person, but this is very bad behavior. Very bad behavior.