Ralph Breaks the Internet2018

[Vanellope glitches into the dressing room of the Disney Princesses]

Vanellope:
Uh, hi.

[the princesses surround her on all sides]

Vanellope:
Whoa! Whoa! Ladies, I can explain! See, um... I'm a princess, too.

Anna:
Wait. What?

Vanellope:
Yeah! Princess Vanellope von Schweetz of the Sugar Rush von Schweetzes? I'm sure you've heard of us. It'd be embarrassing for you if you haven't. [laughs nervously]

Pocahontas:
What kind of a princess are you?

Vanellope:
What kind?

Rapunzel:
Do you have magic hair?

Vanellope:
No.

Elsa:
Magic hands?

Vanellope:
No.

Cinderella:
Do animals talk to you?

Vanellope:
No.

Snow White:
Were you poisoned?

Vanellope:
No!

Tiana and Aurora:
Cursed?

Vanellope:
No!

Rapunzel and Belle:
Kidnapped or enslaved?

Vanellope:
No! Are you guys okay? Should I call the police?

Ariel:
Then I have to assume you made a deal with an underwater sea witch, where she took your voice in exchange for a pair of human legs?

Vanellope:
No! Good Lord! Who would do that?!

Snow White:
Have you ever had true love's kiss?

Vanellope:
Eww! Barf!

Jasmine:
Do you have daddy issues?

Vanellope:
I don't even have a mom!

Numerous princesses:
Neither do we!

Rapunzel:
And now for the million dollar question: Do people assume all your problems got solved because a big strong man showed up?

Vanellope:
Yes! What is up with that?

All princesses:
She is a Princess!

[Snow White vocalizes]

Cinderella:
[eyes Vanellope's clothing] Who made your gown? I've never seen anything quite like it.

Vanellope:
Oh, this old thing?

Cinderella:
Oh, I'd so love to have one of my own.

Aurora:
As would I.

Moana:
Me, too!

Elsa:
So cool!

Rapunzel:
Best outfit ever!

Ariel:
I want one too, you guys!

Cinderella:
I'll get my mice on this.