Ralph Breaks the Internet2018

[the Princesses are relaxing with Vanellope, all wearing new modern clothes.]

Cinderella:
[sighs] So this is love. All hail Princess Vanellope, the queen of comfy.

[the other princesses cheer]

Ariel:
Of all the thingamabobs in this entire world, I never thought I'd get to wear a real... what's it called again? Oh, yeah. A shirt. [sings] I once had a dream that I might wear a shirt...

Vanellope:
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Wait. What's going on?

Jasmine:
Uh, she's singing.

Vanellope:
Yeah, but there was, like, music and the spotlight and... Wait, you all saw it, too, right?

Tiana:
That's what happens when a princess sings about her dreams.

Vanellope:
Oh, that's never happened to me, I mean, not even once.

Rapunzel:
Why don't you give it a try? What is it you really want? Sing about that.

Vanellope:
Okay, uh, sure. I can do that. Uh, let's see. [clears throat; sings] Oh, steering wheel, oh, steering wheel. Oh, yes, I want a steering wheel. [scats]

Belle:
Well, there's a lot to unpack here. So, this steering wheel you sing of-- That's a metaphor?

Vanellope:
Oh, no, no, no, no. It's not a metaphor. It's just... I literally want a steering wheel. I think the issue was I was a little pitchy.

Mulan:
Maybe a little. But sometimes your song can't start until you go someplace to reflect.

Pocahontas:
What works for some of us is finding a form of water and staring at it.

Vanellope:
What?

Snow White:
Oh, yes. I like to stare at a wishing well.

Moana:
I stare at the ocean.

Mulan:
Horse trough.

Cinderella:
Soap bubbles.

Vanellope:
Wait, you're saying if I just stare at some water...

Ariel:
Important water.

Vanellope:
Right, of course, important water. I stare at the important water, and somehow magically, I'll start singing about my dream?

Rapunzel:
For sure.

Tiana:
Mm-hmm.

Vanellope:
Uh, yeah. I don't think so, ladies, but thanks.

[C-3PO enters]

C-3PO:
Five minutes, Princesses. Another "Which Disney Princess are you?" quizlet starts in five minutes.

[he leaves]

Jasmine:
Okay, thank you.

Tiana:
Well, I guess it's back to the gowns, girls.

Aurora:
It was lovely to meet you, Vanellope.

Belle:
And best of luck finding your song.

Merida:
Och. Lang may yer lum reek, and may a moose ne'er leave your girnal with a tear drop in his eye. Haste ye back, me lassie!

Vanellope:
Uh-huh. What did she just say?

Tiana:
We don't know.

Moana:
We can't understand her.

Anna:
She's from the other studio.

Vanellope:
Ah.