Rat Race2001

[A hotel employee hands Nick Schaffer his bill]

Nick Schaffer:
Wait - what's this $110?

Employee:
Uh, those are your in-room movies.

Nick Schaffer:
No, I didn't watch any movies.

Employee:
Okay, let's see..."Afro Whores".

Nick Schaffer:
"Afro Whores"?

Employee:
It says you watched it... 11 times.

Nick Schaffer:
No, I didn't watch that.

Employee:
2:00 "Afro Whores", 3:30 "Afro Whores", 5:00 "Afro Whores"... It says in the morning you watched The Grinch for ten minutes, then switched back over to "Afro Whores".

Nick Schaffer:
I swear I didn't watch it. Okay? I was at a bachelor party. There were 35 people there. You can ask any of them. You have to take that off my record.

Hotel Clerk:
It's not a record, sir.

Nick Schaffer:
It... It's a delete.

Hotel Clerk:
Okay, fine. How many times did you watch it?

Nick Schaffer:
Uh, none! I didn't watch it!

Hotel Clerk:
Are you sure? "Sizzling, three-way, backdoor action featuring two sexy soul sisters...”

Nick Schaffer:
No, I don't need to know what it's about! I did not watch it! [hotel clerk raises her eyebrows] I didn't!