Rat Race2001

[Duane and Blaine Cody walk up to the top of a flight of stairs, Duane places a glass on the ground]

Duane Cody:
Okay, see that shot glass? Walk across the lobby, slip on the glass, let gravity do the rest.

Blaine Cody:
I-ight 'eak y eck!

Duane Cody:
It's true, you could break your neck, but it's a risk I'm willing to take.

Blaine Cody:
Hy ont u oo it?

Duane Cody:
Because, Einstein, one of us needs to be the victim and one of us needs to be the witness! What kind of witness would you make? I'm your own brother, I don't know what the hell you're saying. How's your tongue, let me see.

[Blaine opens his mouth, showing a blackened tongue with a stud in it; Duane cringes]

Blaine Cody:
Ows it ook?

Duane Cody:
...It looks good, getting better.