RoboCop1987

[Former city councilman Ron Miller is holding the mayor hostage. The negotiator is trying to stall him as RoboCop makes his way up]

Lt. Hedgecock:
[on megaphone] Okay, Miller! Don't hurt the mayor! We'll give you what you want!

Ron Miller:
First, don't f*** with me! I'm a desperate man! And second, I want some fresh coffee. And third, I want a recount! And no matter how it turns out, I want my old job back!

Lt. Hedgecock:
Okay!

Ron Miller:
And I want a bigger office! And I want a new car! And I want the city to pay for it all!

Lt. Hedgecock:
What kind of car, Miller?

Ron Miller:
Something with reclining leather seats, that goes really fast, and gets really shitty gas mileage!

Lt. Hedgecock:
How about the, uh, 6000 SUX?

Ron Miller:
Yeah! OK, sure! What about cruise control? Does it come with cruise control?

Lt. Hedgecock:
Hey, no problem, Miller. You let the mayor go, we'll even throw in a Blaupunkt! [beat]

Ron Miller:
Lieutenant, don't jerk me off! When people jerk me off, I kill them! You wanna see? [Walks over to the mayor] Get up, your honor. Get up! Get up. Your public wants to see you. [He pulls the mayor to the window and puts his submachine gun to his head] Nobody ever takes me seriously! Well, get serious now... and kiss the mayor's ass goodbye!

[RoboCop punches through the wall behind Miller, grabs him and pulls him backwards, his gun firing wildly into the ceiling. RoboCop then spins Miller and punches him out a glass window where he falls to the pavement]