Parenthood1989

[Kevin's birthday. A stripper comes to Buckman residence]

Stripper:
So what is the name of the birthday boy? I will paint his name on my breasts.

Karen:
What in the world?

Gil:
We did not order any stripper! We hired Cowboy Dan.

Stripper:
Is that so, let me call my boss.

Stripper uses phone to call boss, then hangs up

Stripper:
Oh my goodness, I am so sorry. My boss screwed up our assignments. I was supposed to do that birthday party at the Army base, but my boss sent Cowboy Dan there.

Karen:
Then have him come here.

Stripper:
There's a problem, you see, the soldiers got the wrong idea and beat up Cowboy Dan really good. He is in the hospital.

Kevin:
Cowboy Dan is not here? All the kids will hate me!

Gil:
Kevin, pull yourself together! A cowboy is coming.