Penguins of Madagascar2014

[The penguins have been rescued by the North Wind, they are on the plane and flies off]

Corporal:
Oh my gosh. You guys are so cute! [grabs the penguins and hugs them tightly] And cuddly!

Skipper:
Hey, get away! [slaps Corporal's lower jaw] No more hugs!

Corporal:
It's like being licked by a basketful of doggy dogs.

Classified:
[sighs] Corporal, Corporal! Chart a course back to North Wind Headquarters. [Corporal puts the penguins down, makes a heart sign with his paws before typing a computer] Eva, inform them we’re bringing in witnesses.

Skipper:
Private, dibble me. [Private takes a dibble bag out of Rico's body, gives it to Skipper, then he jumps in front of the NW leader] We're not going anywhere with you. [munches] We don't even know who the heck you are.

Classified:
The North Wind is an elite undercover inter-species— [Skipper munches, the NW wolf looks at him] The North Wind is an elite undercover inter-spec— [Skipper munches again] ...An elite undercover inter-species— [Skipper munches again] ...Task– [Skipper munches again] ...Force– [Skipper munches again] ...Dedicated to help– [Skipper munches again] ...Helping– [Skipper munches again] ...Dedicated to– [Skipper munches again; Classified growls annoyed] ...Dedicated– [Skipper munches again; Classified finishes his sentence while Skipper is munching] ...Dedicated to helping animals who can't– [Skipper munches again] ...Help– [Skipper munches again] ...Themselves… [Skipper munches again for the last time] ...Like penguins.

Skipper:
Really, and you are...?

Classified:
My name is classified.

Skipper:
Classified, eh? What is that, uh, Dutch? Can't really hear the accent.

"Classified":
Excuse me?

Skipper:
There's the accent.

Agent "Classified":
No, my (actual) name isn't "Classified", my name is classified (meaning I'm not telling you my real name) because I am the leader of this strike team. The seal is Short Fuse, weapons and explosives. The bear is Corporal, he’s our muscle. And the owl is Eva, intelligence and analysis.

Skipper:
Well, Agent Classified, we happen to be an elite unit too. [accidentally steps on a button which starts an alarm]

Voice:
Self-destruct sequence activated.

Skipper:
You know, you should really label these things. [Classified pushes the button again, turning the self-destruct off]

Voice:
3… 2… 1…

Skipper:
The name's Skipper. I run this outfit. That there is Kowalski, he's the brains of our operation. Say something smart, Kowalski.

Kowalski:
[staring awestruck at Eva] Uhhh... [Eva looks back at Kowalski]

Skipper:
See? He's working on a whole 'nother level.