Penguins of Madagascar2014

[the Penguins are in a box on a plane to Madagascar]

Skipper:
Ugh, where the heck are we?

Kowalski:
Oxygen content is low. I suggest we limit our breathing.

[Then the sound of a fart broke the silence.]

Skipper:
Aw, Private!

[The three Penguins rip holes on the box to breathe for air.]

Private:
Sorry. I get gassy when I fly.

Skipper:
Toot sweet! He does!

Kowalski:
We must be on a plane! [The Penguins move the box to be free. They have darts on their necks and a dart on Private’s butt.] What did North Wind do to us?

Private:
Look! They gave us badges!

[The Penguins take off the darts.]

Skipper:
Not badges, tranquilizer darts! Classified! That low-down dirty dog is trying to kick us off the mission!

Kowalski:
He thinks we can't save the penguins because we're just "penguins".

Skipper:
Well, penguins are our flesh and feather! They're us, and if anyone's gonna save us, it's us.

Kowalski:
But, Skipper, we've gotta be 5 miles up. That pretty much limits our options.

Skipper:
I make my own options. [hits a button, the hatch opens and boxes come flying out with the penguins]