Penguins of Madagascar2014

Dave:
[inside his lair after he's captured the last of the penguins from zoos around the world] Ahoy there, penguins! I bet you're dying to know why I brought you all here!

Random Penguin:
He's gonna kill us all!

Dave:
What? No. My Medusa Serum doesn't kill anyone. Where's the fun in that?

Private:
So, what does it do?

Dave:
Something much, much worse.

Private:
Right! But like what especially?

Dave:
[to himself] Well, that's exactly what I came up here to show you. All I need is a test subject.[pulls out a random cricket] Hello little buggy-boo!

Cricket:
Is this about the chirping? Cause I could... Whoa! Whoa! [Dave throws the group and hands it over to one of his henchman]

Dave:
Behold! as I unleash the full power of the Medusa Serum! [to his other henchman] Fire! [fires the ray containing the Medusa Serum at the cricket, mutating it into a larger state that even replaces his once cute looking face into one monstrous. All the penguins gasp] Yes! It works! I made a monster! I made a monster! And all you adorable penguins are next!

Private:
Crikey!

Dave:
Who said that? No. No. No. [rushes over to the cage he caught Private in] Yes! Gentleman, you remember Private.

Private:
You'll never get away with this Dave! My brothers are coming, and they're gonna get you, and together we'll take a wrecking ball to your whole rotten operation.

Dave:
Call off the hunt everyone. Turns out the elite unit will be coming to us. Boop.