Penguins of Madagascar2014

Classified:
[to Short Fuse] Short Fuse, you were supposed to handcuff them to the raft!

Skipper:
Don't you hologram me! [turns off the hologram]

Short Fuse:
I tried, but they don't have hands. They just have flippers, boss, and-and I have flippers, so it's flipping useless!

Skipper:
All right, pooch. If you won't work with us, you better work for us. Our plan requires a diversion.

Classified:
I give the orders around here and as much as it pains me to say this, I need you to act as the die-version for our operation, understood?

Skipper:
No. This is our plan and it requires you to cause a diversion!

Classified:
Die-version.

Skipper:
Deh-version.

Classified:
Die!

Skipper:
Deh!

[Skipper and Classified continue arguing pronouncing diversion; Eva lands in front of them]

Eva:
Gentlemen, there's only one way to resolve this.

Kowalski:
We should kiss.

Eva:
Plan-off.

Kowalski:
Yep. Plan-off. That's what I was gonna say. Plan-off...