Peter Pan2003

Wendy:
Once upon a time there was a boy named Peter Pan, who decided not to grow up.

Hook:
Skip the prologue.

Wendy:
So he flew away to Neverland where the pirates are.

Noodler:
Was one of them pirates called Noodler?

Wendy:
Yes.

Noodler:
Capt'n, did you hear? I am in a story!

Hook:
[shoots Noodler] What fun he must have had

Wendy:
Yes, but he was rather lonely.

Hook:
Lonely? He needed a Wendy.

Pirate:
I need a Wendy. [Hooks shoots him]

Smee:
Oh, very exciting! Two dead already!