Phineas and Ferb the Movie: Across the 2nd Dimension2011

Dr. Doofenshmirtz:
If you and I are the same person why are you so much better at being evil than me?

Dr. Doofenshmirtz (2nd Dimension):
True evil is born through pain and loss...when I was a lad, I once had a toy train...and then one day I lost it.

[Awkward pause for about 10 seconds]

Dr. Doofenshmirtz:
That's...that's it!?

Dr. Doofenshmirtz (2nd Dimension):
What do you mean!?

Dr. Doofenshmirtz:
That's your emotionally scarring backstory? That's your great tragedy? Dude, I was raised by ocelots, literally, disowned by my parents and raised by Central American wildcats, and you're telling me you lost a toy train? That's it? That's all you got? Really? I had to work as a lawn gnome, I was forced to wear hand-me-up girl's clothing, neither of my parents showed up for my birth!

Dr. Doofenshmirtz (2nd Dimension):
Well how did you feel when ya lost that toy train?

Dr. Doofenshmirtz:
Well I never lost the train.

Dr. Doofenshmirtz (2nd Dimension):
Well perhaps if you did maybe you would have done better. Since you've neglected to take over your Tri-State Area I will go over there and give my own shot.

Dr. Doofenshmirtz:
Great! We can be a team!!

Dr. Doofenshmirtz (2nd Dimension):
[Sarcastically] R-r-right...a team.

Dr. Doofenshmirtz:
Hey wait are you being sarcastic!?

Dr. Doofenshmirtz (2nd dimension):
[Sarcastically] Nooo!

Dr. Doofenshmirtz:
Yeah right there I believe that is what I sound like when I'm being sarcastic!