Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest2006

[Pintel and Ragetti are rowing a boat after escaping from prison with the jailhouse dog that carries the keys; Ragetti reads a Bible upside down]

Ragetti:
Well, I say it was Divine Providence what helped us escape from jail.

Pintel:
And I say it was me being clever. Ain't that right, poochy?

Ragetti:
How do you know it wasn't Divine Providence that inspired you to be clever? Anyways, I ain't stealing no ship.

Pintel:
It ain't stealing, it's salvaging. And since when did you care?

Ragetti:
Since we're not immortal no more. We've got to take care of our immortal souls.

Pintel:
You know you can't read.

Ragetti:
It's the Bible, you get credit for trying.

Pintel:
Pretending to the Bible's a lie! That's a mark against... [points upwards]