Pixels2015

Sam Brenner:
Most violent game I've ever seen. Eh-eh, I don't think it's healthy for ya.

Matty:
It's fine, I can handle it.

Sam Brenner:
No, I'm not talking to you, I'm talking to homeboy.

Q*Bert:
[shaking in fear] So much blood!

Sam Brenner:
Yeah. Hey, you know what'll cheer ya up? A cheese ball.

Q*Bert:
Yep.

Sam Brenner:
Huh? Come on, suck one up. [Q*Bert sucks up a cheese ball.] Take a handful. [throws a handful of cheese balls in the opposite direction, and Q*Bert sucks them in.] That was smooth. [chuckles] That was very smooth! [to Matty] You know, we should get him some exercise, maybe throw him on the trampoline for a little bit?

Q*Bert:
[excitedly] Trampoline! Trampoline! Trampoline!

Matty:
Okay. How about me and him do that while you go ask my mom to the ball tomorrow night?

Sam Brenner:
Unfortunately, I'm not attracted to your mother.

Q*Bert:
[as his signature swear bubble appears] Bullcrap!

Sam Brenner:
[to Q*Bert] You're right, I am. Okay. Here, finish these. [Q*Bert finishes cheese ball container] You gettin' chubby. [Q*Bert chuckles]