Van Helsing2004

Mr. Hyde:
You're a big one. You'll be hard to digest.

Van Helsing:
I'd hate to be such a nuisance. I missed you in London.

Mr. Hyde:
[chuckles] No, you bloody did not! [shows a hole in his arm] You got me good.

Van Helsing:
Dr Jekyll, you are wanted by the Knights of the Holy Order...

Mr. Hyde:
It's Mr Hyde now!

Van Helsing:
...for the murder of twelve men, six women--

Mr. Hyde:
[bored] ... four children, three goats, and a rather nasty massacre of poultry. So, you're the great Van Helsing.

Van Helsing:
And you're a deranged psychopath.

Mr. Hyde:
We all have our little problems. [eats his cigar]

Van Helsing:
My superiors would like for me to take you alive, so that they may extricate your better half.

Mr. Hyde:
I bet they bloody would.

Van Helsing:
Personally, I'd rather just kill you and call it a day. But let's make it your decision, shall we?

Mr. Hyde:
Mmm, do let's! [knocks Van Helsing across the room]