Volcano1997

Woman:
Emmit, FAA’s on the line. They want an update.

Emmit:
Where are we with the airports?

Marty:
We shut down all outgoing. Everything incoming is being re-routed to Ontario.

Emmit:
No, no, no, no. Marty, no... Look at that screen! That cloud is blowing due east. We gotta send everything to San Diego.

Man:
Emmit, they got two gas lines burning on Fairfax. They can't get any hydrant pressure.

Emmit:
Swimming pools.

Man:
What about them?

Emmit:
Pump out all the swimming pools. That's a thousand gallons a pop. That's all the water we need.

Man:
Emmit, we just got a call from La Brea. There's total gridlock from Pico to Sunset.

Emmit:
Didn't we send over all those damn traffic cops?

Man:
That's who's calling; they're stuck at Olympic. Cars keep stalling out because of all the ash. It's clogging up the air filters.

Emmit:
Chevettes, right?