Ted2012
Stars: Mark Wahlberg, Mila Kunis, Seth MacFarlane, Joel McHale
Genre: Comedy, Fantasy
Rating: R
Runtime: 106 minutes
Genre: Comedy, Fantasy
Rating: R
Runtime: 106 minutes
Ted is a 2012 American comedy film about a man whose wish of bringing his teddy bear to life came true. Now he must decide between keeping the relationship with the teddy bear or his girlfriend. more »
Ted:
[after coming back alive, appearing and sounding retarded] I'm alive, Johnny!
John:
Oh, my god!
Ted:
I'm alive! Your magical wish worked!
John:
You're back! How did-
Ted:
Yeah, I mean, when you filled me up, you put some of the stuffing in some of the wrong places, so I'm a little f***ed up. But will you take care of me forever and ever? [turns out to be normal] Ha-ha! I'm just kidding ya! I just thought it'd be funny if you actually thought I was f***in' retarded.
John:
[laughing] You a**hole!
Ted:
Come 'ere, you bastard!
Submitted by wikidude on November 05, 2019
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