Ted 22015

Samantha:
Can either of you tell me who wrote The Great Gatsby?

John:
Judy Blume?

Ted:
Hitler?

Samantha:
F. Scott Fitzgerald.

John:
Who's that?

Samantha:
The author.

John:
Well, why are you saying f*** him?

Samantha:
What?

Ted:
You just said, "Eff Scott Fitzgerald". I mean, what would Scott Fitzgerald do to you?

John:
Yeah.

Samantha:
No, that's his first name.

Ted:
[confused] His name's "F*** Scott Fitzgerald"?

Samantha:
What? No!

John:
Well, what does the "F" stand for?

Samantha:
Francis.

Ted:
No, it's got to be "F***".

John:
It must be "F***".

Ted:
It's got to be "F***".

John:
It has to be "F***".

Samantha:
Why the Hell would it be "F***"?

John:
Well, 'cause otherwise, why wouldn't he just say it?

Ted:
Yeah, he's hiding something. It's "F***". It's "F***," it's "F***."

Samantha:
That's completely insane. You guys are idiots.

Ted:
Yeah, well, whatever. Ted Clubber Lang. Get used to it.