There's Something About Mary

     

There's Something About Mary1998

Director: Bobby Farrelly, Peter Farrelly
Stars: Ben Stiller, Cameron Diaz, Matt Dillon, Lee Evans, Chris Elliott
Genre: Comedy, Romance
Rating: R (Restricted)
Runtime: 119 minutes

There's Something About Mary is one of the funniest movies in years, recalling the days of the Zucker-Abraham-Zucker movies, in which (often tasteless) gags were piled on at a fierce rate. The difference is that cowriters and codirectors Bobby and P… more »


Warren:
Have you seen my baseball?...Have you seen my baseball?

Student:
Hey buddy! I think I know where your ball is!

Warren:
You seen my baseball?

Student:
Yeah, you see that girl over there? She's got it. Only she doesn't call it a baseball, she's got another name for it. [Whispers in Warren's ear]

Warren:
[Walks up to a couple kissing] Have you seen my....wiener?

Girl:
What?!

Warren:
Have you seen my wiener?!

Boyfriend:
What the hell did you just say buddy?!

Warren:
Wiener....

Boyfriend:
Get your hand off my car, I'm gonna f***in' kick your ass!

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