This Is the End2013

Emma Watson:
[Holding an axe] Back the f*** up!

James Franco:
Emma, what's wrong?

Seth Rogen:
W-W-W-What's wrong?

Emma Watson:
What's wrong? I just heard you guys talking about which one of you's gonna get to rape me.

All:
No! No, no, no, no!

Seth Rogen:
I got it, I got it, no, it's funny, it's funny. We were specifically talking about not raping you... [Emma hits Rogen's nose with the back of her axe] OH!

Jay Baruchel:
Holy sh*t!

Emma Watson:
BACK UP! [swishes her axe around]

Jonah Hill:
It's me, Jonah! It's me, Jonah Hill, America's sweetheart, J-bug, J-bone, your friend! I would never hurt you...

Emma Watson:
GET BACK! GIVE ME EVERYTHING YOU HAVE TO DRINK, PUT IT IN THE BAG!

Seth Rogen:
There's six of us, YOU CANNOT ROB US!

Emma Watson:
I'M NOT F***ING AROUND! [chops off a fake penis using her axe]

Craig Robinson:
GIVE HER DRINKS!

James Franco:
Okay!

Craig Robinson:
GIVE HER DRINKS! PUT THE DRINKS IN HER BAG!

Danny McBride:
Oh, God!

[Seth and James rush to the kitchen table and put the remaining drinks away in Emma's bag]

Craig Robinson:
PUT ALL THE DRINKS IN HER BAG!

Emma Watson:
HURRY THE F*** UP!

Jay Baruchel:
Okay, they're getting the drinks, put the axe down!

Craig Robinson:
Don't give the Milky Way away!

Jay Baruchel:
Put the axe down now!

[Seth hands the bag to Emma and she snatches it from him.]

Danny McBride:
Okay? NOW, FRANCO, SHOOT HER FACE, SHOOT HER!

James Franco:
[to Danny] I'M NOT GONNA SHOOT EMMA WATSON! [to Emma] Look, Emma. Just stay here with us, it's a lot safer than out there. [Emma yells while chopping the boards off the boarded door with her axe and leaves]

Danny McBride:
Hermione just stole all of our sh*t.

Craig Robinson:
Little bitty ass, um, 20 year-old jacked us.

Danny McBride:
Then Jay suggested that we all rape her and now she's gone.

Jay Baruchel:
I didn't... I was just... I...

Danny McBride:
I think the only reason why he did that is because Jay knows he's about f***ing two minutes away from becoming the house b*tch himself.

Craig Robinson:
So now, um, motherfuckers is thirsty.