TMNT2007

Mikey:
Dudes, did anyone get the license plate of that thing that hit us last night? Oy, my head.

Donnie:
Okay, th-that was just weird. First the Foot, then the hideous monster--

Mikey:
Yeah. It looked like your mom, dude! [laughs]

Donnie:
Yeah. That would make her your mom too, doofus.

Mikey:
[stops laughing] Yeah, whatever.

Raph:
Keep laughin', Mikey. Last night was an embarrassment!

Leo:
I'll tell you what's embarrassing: You can't even follow a single order.

Raph:
[sarcastically] Oh-ho-ho-ho. How cute. [seriously] You've been back for 5 minutes, and now you're schoolin' us on your master plan.

Leo:
Oh, oh. Okay, so this is my fault now, huh, Raph? I'm the only one that has to be responsible?!

Raph:
Hey, you're the trained master, not me.

Mikey:
[whispering] Dudes, can it. Here comes Splinter.

Splinter:
[walks into the kitchen singing in Japanese] Ooh, good morning, my sons.

Leo, Donnie and Mikey:
[simultaneously] Good morning, sensai.

Raph:
'Sup?

Splinter:
[continues singing in Japanese] Every Ninja's day should start with a healthy breakfast. It fills me with pride to see you boys together again. If anyone needs me, I'll be watching my stories.

Leo:
[to Raph] Hothead.

Raph:
[to Leo] Splinter, Jr.

Splinter:
Cody is going to break up with Donna. I just know it.

Announcer:
We interrupt The Gilmore Girls for this special news report.

News Reporter:
Monsters loose in the city? Strange reports are coming in tonight about a construction site incident that sounds like something out of science fiction.

Splinter:
(What?) [angrily] Boys! [cut to the Turtles kneeling in front of Splinter] Leonardo, I am most disappointed in you. You are the eldest of your brothers. I was counting on you to bring order to the chaos of this family. This is why I have forbidden any surface activity. We cannot return to the surface to fight evil if we continue to fight each other.

Leo:
But, Master Splinter, how can I be expected to do so when Raph–?

Splinter:
[interrupts Leo] There are no excuses when you are the leader, my student.

[Leo sighs in defeat]

Raph:
We have to go out, and find who's responsible for this. There ain't no other solution.

Leo:
Save the brute vigilante junk for that Night Watchman.

Mikey:
[annoyed] Ugh.

Mikey and Raph:
Nightwatcher.

Leo:
Yeah, whatever.

Raph:
I'm goin' out.