Tommy Boy1995

Tommy:
[gets off the airplane] Richard Hayden!

Richard:
Tommy.

Tommy:
Where's my Dad? I thought he was supposed to pick me up at the airport?

Richard:
He was at the airport this morning, but you weren't on the plane.

Tommy:
He said he had a surprise for me.

Richard:
Maybe. I guess that's why you should've called.

Tommy:
I did call, earlier, when... using the phone.

Richard:
Earlier? When was that?

Tommy:
Er... later... When, when then I, I left a message.

Richard:
A message? What number did you call?

Tommy:
Two... four.. niner... five, six seven...

Richard:
I can't hear you, you're trailing off. And did I hear a "niner" in there? Were you calling from a walkie-talkie?

Tommy:
No, it was cordless.

Richard:
You know what? Don't. Not here, not now.

Tommy:
Did you hear I finally graduated.

Richard:
Yeah, and just a shade under a decade too. All right.

Tommy:
Hey, you know a lot of people go to college for seven years.

Richard:
I know. They're called doctors. [looks behind Tommy as his luggage comes out] Oh, that has to be you.