Tommy Boy1995

Tommy:
Hey, I'll tell you what. You can get a good look at a butcher's ass by sticking your head up there. But, wouldn't you rather to take his word for it?

Mr. Brady:
[confused] What? I'm failing to make the connection here.

Tommy:
No, what I mean is, you can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking your head up a butcher's ass... No, wait. It's gotta be your bull.

Richard:
Wow...

Mr. Brady:
Boy, I'm at a loss for words here -

Tommy:
Forget it, I quit, I can't do this any more, man. My head's about to explode. My whole life sucks. I don't know what I'm doing, I don't know where I'm going. My dad just died, we just killed Bambi, I'm out here getting my ass kicked and every time I drive down the road I wanna jerk the wheel into a goddamned bridge abutment!

Richard:
[to Mr. Brady; pulls out a business card] We'll keep in touch.