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Crom:
Look. This... is all a mistake. I'm just a compound interest program. I work at a savings and loan! I can't play in these video games!

Guard:
Sure you can, pal. You look like a natural athlete if I ever saw one.

Crom:
Who, me? Are you kidding? No, I run to check on T-bill rates, I get out of breath. Hey, look, you guys are gonna make my User, Mr. Henderson, very angry. He's a full-branch manager.

Guard:
Great. Another religious nut. [pushes Crom into the holding cell]

Ram:
I'd say "Welcome Friend". But not here. Not like this.

Crom:
I don't even know what I'm doing here.

Ram:
Do you believe in the Users?

Crom:
Sure I do. If I don't have a User, then who wrote me?

Ram:
That's what you're doing down here.