True Lies1994

[Albert Gibson tries to comfort Harry Tasker over his wife Helen seeing someone on the side]

Albert Gibson:
Same thing happened to me with wife number two, remember? I had no idea nothing was going on. I come home, and the house is empty. I mean, completely empty. She even took the ice cube trays out of the freezer. What kind of a sick b*tch takes the ice cube trays out of the freezer?

Harry Tasker:
It's not Helen.

Gibson:
Helen still loves you. She just wants to bang this guy for a while. It's nothing serious. You'll get used to it soon...

Tasker:
[slams Albert against a post] STOP--cheering me UP!!!!

Gibson:
[pause; serious] What'd you expect? Helen's a flesh-and-blood woman, and you're never there. It was just a matter of time. I say we concentrate on work. That's what I do every time my life turns to dog sh*t. I concentrate on work, and that gets me by. Right, buddy? It's gonna be great. [ushers him back to car] We're gonna catch some terrorists. We're gonna beat the crap out of them. You're going to feel a hell of a lot better. Watch your head. [gets into the car] Women: Can't live with 'em; Can't kill 'em.